I specifically
chose you today, I had to run important errands and I needed you to perform at
your high level of fit. I did not do a random, blindfold choice, but a purposeful
calculated choice.
I did not need
to be distracted at any time. I needed to look and feel my best today for
countless reasons. I planned every detail including the required paper work to expedite
my errands. I had a full tank of gas, and the car was clean and had a shine on
the tires. Needless to say I was well on my way today. But no, you had to “show
out”.
Every step of
the way there you were being unreasonable causing a slowdown in my progress. I
couldn’t just stop in the middle of the street or in a meeting and address you,
I had to carry on like nothing was wrong. I was really trying to look cute with
my make up on “fleek” and matching attire [those who know me know this is never
the case running errands on a regular day].
Today, you
dropped the ball, at every turn I made you turned against me. If I went left,
you went right. If I tried to pull you up, still, no cooperation what so ever
from you, I’m done.
I have decided
to get rid of you! I am throwing you and your kind out of my life, into the
garbage. I am planning to be exclusive to those who have been loyal in their
position.
Yes, today’s
rant is about my “unruly undies” Goodbye “stuck ups” hello comfort!
…Pandora
LOL!
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