‎"I MAY BE SHORT, I MAY BE BANGED UP. A LITTLE CHEWED UP AROUND THE EDGES, AND NOT THE SHARPEST OF THE BUNCH"....BUT I AM A PENCIL. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE...I AM AT MY FULLEST POTENTIAL..

FIRST JOKE MY FATHER TELLING ME

THE FIRST JOKE I REMEMBERED MY FATHER TELLING ME...A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A PILOT AND THE CONTROL TOWER...{YOU HAVE TO COVER YOUR MOUTH AS IF YOU HAVE HAND-HELD RECEIVER...
"PILOT TO TOWER PILOT TO TOWER", "COME IN THIS IS TOWER" " MY RIGHT ENGINE IS SMOKING AND I BELIEVE IT HAS GONE OUT!" TOWER TO PILOT, TOWER TO PILOT HOW IS THE LEFT ENGINE HOLDING UP?" PILOT TO TOWER PILOT TO TOWER THE LEFT ENGINE IS SMOKING AND SPUTTERING, IT TOO IS ABOUT TO GO OUT!" "TOWER TO PILOT, TOWER TO PILOT REPEAT AFTER ME 'OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN'...=)

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

I want to take time out to wish each and everyone a HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!! To those of you who single handed raised their children, I commend you. Those who helped raised other people children, I take my hat off.
....To the women who had to be the mother and try to be "father" blessing to you and me as well..
Today I dropped some refreshments at the church for today's event and decided to stay home.
I wanted to get out of the way to give my seat to someone who may need it...
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY